Good Lord.

And to think what a Big Gulp cup with a half ounce of frozen backwash/Coke Zero would do…oh…the humanity. I love how the best response for the space men was to literally go and hide.

Wasn’t our country spending some Ben Frank’s on a laser that would pulverize something like this? Was the robotic arm that was mentioned in so many of the 3-2-1 Contact articles I read as a child a lie? Could a space walk not be arranged for the soul purpose of slapping this piece of crap down? It hurts my skull to think.

Space is not for the faint of mind.