Like every self-respecting person in this hemisphere, I run a network of sports podcasts. It is a fun endeavor, but also something of a managerial nightmare because it’s 30 websites, and because any Jets fan that cares enough to host a podcast on the Jets is typically a louse.

Anyway, obviously from time to time our hosts miss a few shows or take a break from their hosting duties. I received this from one of our baseball podcasters 5 minutes ago. Mind you, this is the slowest part of the baseball offseason:

Lou,

I wantes to apologize for not updating our sute. My wife is gonn be given birth hopefully tonite. Once Spring Training starts I will update it regularly. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Sam

Wow. I’ve considered how I should respond while writing out this post, and I think I’ve arrived at this:

Sam,

TMI! You are a douchebag, and so is the (un)born. PS have you seen ‘In Bruges?’

Leave me alone,

Lou