Opens with two characters standing and talking, holding tea or coffee

James (from the right) I don’t know, I don’t think I can back Kelly Ripa this time

Ted (from left): What, so Rosie was right?

James: Rosie is my her…

Ted: Dude, she wasn’t right. Trump was right. Trump was totally right. She’s ugly on every side. Both sides. And from every angle.

James: He needs to chill out. P.S…Apprentice L.A.? Suuuuuuux.

Ted: Oh no! I didn’t know talking about Rosie and Trump was going to be a pure laxative!

CUT – INT – STAGE

A Beatles Tribute band plays to the tune of “Help!”

BAND: Help! He needs a diaper…not just any diaper. (Help!) You know he wears one (Help!)

TRIBUTE LENNON: When he was younger, so much younger than today…He always crapped himself…each and every day. But now these days are gone, He’s still not self-assured. (Now I find) Now he finds, changed his mind, and opened up the door

BAND: Help him if you can, his pants aren’t down, and he loathes the fact that you are around, help him miss his feet on the ground. Won’t you please, please help him!

LENNON: And now his life has changed in so many ways. His independence seems to vanish in the haze. But now these clever days, He’s still not self-assured…

CUT – EXT – COMMERCE DISTRICT ATRIUM

James: That’s sick man. That’s [bleep] sick.

Ted: (clenches eyes and groans)