http://www.dank2k.org Thu, 07 Jan 2010 23:51:19 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en At Thanksgiving I tasted a spicy Wisconsin cheddar that was delicious. It combined everything I loved about cheese with something risque. I think it was jalapeño. Did you know the only way to put the wavy thing over the "n" is to Google a spanish word, copy ... http://www.dank2k.org/?p=1569 A wise friend once told me "As storytelling goes, so goes the culture." New York Times Chicago Tribune Los Angeles Times St. Louis Post-Dispatch I'll leave you to figure out the mysteries of these images, except that I want to make it clear how hilarious I think it is that the Post-Dispatch proudly ... http://www.dank2k.org/?p=1561 Good Lord. And to think what a Big Gulp cup with a half ounce of frozen backwash/Coke Zero would do...oh...the humanity. I love how the best response for the space men was to literally go and hide. Wasn't our country spending some Ben Frank's on a laser that would pulverize something ... http://www.dank2k.org/?p=1554 Looking down on oneself is one thing, and if we look at the wives and children of successful men, we find it's as normal as taking a hyperactive child to McDonald's. "Why take them to McDonald's," you ask? Because fat food makes their little brains sleep. Anyway. ... http://www.dank2k.org/?p=1538 I think it’s messed up that the sun can give you cancer.  Isn’t that kinda like dirt or clouds, flowers, trees or the wind giving you cancer?  You ask any kid to draw you a picture of a house or a boat and they will undoubtedly put the sun up ... http://www.dank2k.org/?p=1530 http://www.dank2k.org/?p=1518 Like every self-respecting person in this hemisphere, I run a network of sports podcasts. It is a fun endeavor, but also something of a managerial nightmare because it's 30 websites, and because any Jets fan that cares enough to host a podcast on the Jets is typically a louse. Anyway, ... http://www.dank2k.org/?p=1514 Together those are two powerful words.  On their own neither one has much impact, I mean obviously "shit" is the iron man of curse words, but it’s so trusty it’s become overused, its edge dulled. But "liquid shit" intimidates. It punches you in the throat with meaning and definition and ... http://www.dank2k.org/?p=1499 After a full month of bidding on all sorts of website projects, as of last Thursday I'd talked to 1 person out of a possible 50. For simile's sake, it was like I'd yelled "Bank!" 49 times when the dolt to my right had answered the question incorrectly, yet ... http://www.dank2k.org/?p=1495 Quote taken from story on MSNBC about Sarah Palin's new PAC. "Palin continues to have a huge political following. As of noon today, she has 464,000 friends on Facebook.com. " Ugh. I guess this makes Tom from Myspace her biggest rival. http://www.dank2k.org/?p=1489